Reasons to vote for Democrats

I would like to encourage all registered voters to vote for a Democrat in this year's elections if:
1. You cannot stand intolerance in other people (unless, of course, it's being intolerant of a Christian for his or her belief in Jesus Christ).
2. You are for diversity--diversity as in embracing the homosexual lifestyle.
3. You are for choice--as in the choice of being pro-death--the opposite of pro-life.
4. You speak more highly of Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden than you do of President Bush.
5. You are praying for a downturn in the economy in order to beat the Republicans.
6. You want to stop all tax cuts so you can better spend the taxpayers' money because they're too stupid to know what to do with it anyway.
7. You want the Boy Scouts of America to become politically correct and give up those ideals that made them the great organization they are today.
8. You want to pry the gun from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands (and everyone else's too).
9. You want any reference to God removed from all public places--at least for starters.
10. You support Senate Democrats who are usurping the Constitution by use of a filibuster, and not allowing all duly elected senators to have an up-or-down vote for the president's judicial nominees.
11. You feel this country and our military should acquiesce to the wishes of the United Nations, even though many of the member nations are not our friends.
12. You support the ACLU--Anti Christian Lawyers Union.